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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:49
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Then came..
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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